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NAVY BOOT CAMP -- A recruiter in Navy boot camp got on the wrong side of the Company Commander and was ordered to do push-ups.
As he reached triple digits, an airliner flew ahead.
"I bet you wish you were on the plane, don'tcha?" sneered the C C.
"No sir," said the unlucky recruit.
"Why wouldn't you want to be on that plane?"
"Because," the recruit grunted between push-ups, "that plane is landing. I want to be on the one that is
leaving."
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